How to Cut Your Own Bangs

All you need is scissors, a bottle of wine, and a broken heart.



How r these people even breathing?

So much stupid. Cannot function on same planet. I must leave now.

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It’s as simple as coffee, Advil, and figuring out where to buy a flux capacitator.

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This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

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I just laughed so loudly I startled myself.

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Thinking about you is so addicting.

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